Its Me

Intrepid mountaineer, rubbish swimmer but sea lover, mud sponge, essence of tumble dryer, babe magnet, friendly camper, nosey neighbour, joker, towel eater, frog hunter, playboy traveller, valiant explorer, conscientious pooper and all round good egg
Showing posts with label Eastbourne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eastbourne. Show all posts

Monday, 16 February 2015

Beachy Head 16th Feb, Low tide

I like this moving puddle cos it did have a bubble in it.

The sun did burn my eyes so I didn't look in this direction any more.

Dad telled me off for pertendin to be a boat. 

The sea is like a big puddle that is my favorite thing.

I did stand on the top and look down

I tried drinking this but it tasted like..........erm.........erm........i dunno

I did get my girly bandanna wet

Hey ... LOOK EVERYONE its a .......another rock pool

I did fall over and dad larfed cos I was an idiot.

I was just testing how deep I would have to walk before I would have to swim....I hates swimming

Dadaah.. Tongue and Bandanna.



Mum maked me this Bandanna from stuff wiv flowers on it.
Now I feels like a prune.

I did have to walk around this pool cos it was too deep and there was a nasty, bitey Pelican hiding under the water.

Then I did get marooned

Mum and dad did have some beer in The Pilot and we did walk to Beachy Head. Mum wee'd behind a bush again

Monday, 17 November 2014

A day out in Eastbourne

I was finking that I do really like the seaside when I woke up.
Then like magic Mum and Dad whisked me off to one of my uvver favorite wet places

Dramatic skies over Eastbourne - Just before it did rain and I did get wetter than a cloud thingy 

Some lonely Iron Pyrites swimmin in some water

Some lonely seaweeds swimmin in some water

A hut where I did snooze until it stopped raining

Its me - rock pooin again

Somebody said - 'wheres Wally' - Idiots, its me Tylor

I is thinkin bout growing a longer tongue

I is hiding in the pebbles