27K North Kent Coast Hike

This is Wilson, Frank and their dad Tony - they is my walking buddies. There was also a girly dog wiv her boobs out

Wilson, Frank and Me up the Swale.

Wilson did try to drown himself in a weir (what an  eejit) so his dad had to lollop in the freezy water to rescue him.

There was also some dead boats in the river.

View inland from the Swale

Some live boats..........................and a dead one

Me posing on the grass

It was very flat so I did run up and down the dykey fing to make it more interesting.

Me looking North with the bush that dad did a wee in

There was lots of water

This is a walky profile thing that is quite boring

This is the route and we did jump on a train from Faversham back to Sittingbourne

after having a pint in a pub called the heferlump or ellyfant or something like that, where we did drink some lovely water by a fire and all the grown-ups had lovely beer.

This section was very windy-cold

Me and Ruby helping people to point at stuff.

Orse kissin

You've heard of Orse wisperin - this is Orse kissin

I is a lover - not a fighter

Beachy Head 16th Feb, Low tide

I like this moving puddle cos it did have a bubble in it.

The sun did burn my eyes so I didn't look in this direction any more.

Dad telled me off for pertendin to be a boat. 

The sea is like a big puddle that is my favorite thing.

I did stand on the top and look down

I tried drinking this but it tasted like..........erm.........erm........i dunno

I did get my girly bandanna wet

Hey ... LOOK EVERYONE its a .......another rock pool

I did fall over and dad larfed cos I was an idiot.

I was just testing how deep I would have to walk before I would have to swim....I hates swimming

Dadaah.. Tongue and Bandanna.

Mum maked me this Bandanna from stuff wiv flowers on it.

Now I feels like a prune.

I did have to walk around this pool cos it was too deep and there was a nasty, bitey Pelican hiding under the water.

Then I did get marooned

Mum and dad did have some beer in The Pilot and we did walk to Beachy Head. Mum wee'd behind a bush again

Playing with Swans

Today I did play with swans, but they is rubbish at playing fair

South Downs Way - 30K

Saturday 31st of January 2015 - 30 Kilometer Hike.

Hike anticlockwise from Washington/Southdowns way Car Park 

Snow, windy, and cold unless you has fur like me.

I did go for a long walk with my buddy Wilson and his bruvver Frank.

I discovered snow and hard water which dad telled me not to keep drinking

but I had to - cos I had eated some horse poo.

These is my bags for carrying water and food. 

There was a brown sheepsy in here which I had my eye on.

I could see the sea from up here.

I was a long way up near the Chanctonbury ring - Dad said his legs were worn out and that I looked like a muddy puddle.

This is me before I had a barth.

I did fall asleep for a little while. 

Hastings Jan 10th

Visit to Hastings

Today was dads birthday so we did go to the Hastings

Mum did fall over in the sea and had to take her pants off (note from dad - Massif wave Wiped Julie out just after this picture was taken. All shopping in hands had a good saline wash - Tylor is right we had to make a hasty retreat to the car so she could get her drawers off. Good job the jacket is waterproof.

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I is looking particularly majestic gazing into the sunset.

I did get a new wax jacket so me and dad look like twins in this piccy.

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Waves is funny things - you can run and them chases us.

Coat from China

It did rain very hard today so I did wear my new coat, harness and Crimble lights (in case I gets lost) - P.S. Dads garage is looking very tidy.

Wee hole needs adjusting cos my willy isnt long enough - sorry ladies