Paws in the Park

I is wearing my cerstificate for being the second most handsome dog in the park.

So I is going to change my name to "Tylor Whitebeard Lord of the Yew Tree"

I did get to sniff thousands of other dogs goolies at Paws in the Park on Sunday at the South of England Showground and a judge said I was loverley and gived me this rosette

Rural car surfing

The best place for my head is out of the window - how else is I to check for Venison and Sheepsy's in the forest

I had to shout at my dad to 'go' cos the wind did stop blowing in my face.

Special little boy

Dad said I was Such a Pretty Boy - so he did take my HD piccy in front of his flowers...............GAY...........I wanted my picture taken in front of a big....erm....crushing thing or a  helicopter or a steam roller or a unicorn. NOT FLOWERS.

Chiddingstone circular walk

Today I did a 15 kilometer walkies taking in some pubs from a place called Chiddingstone to Penshurst to Charcott and Chiddingstone Causeway.

This is the Chiddingstone where they did bring naggety old wimmin to tell them off for being naggety old bints ....or something like that.

I was being a pest so dad did sit me on the chiding-stone for a good chiding...........whatever..

I did cross the river Eden

 over this humpy bridge

I wanted to play with these LLamafings

I was quite a long way up this hill when I did stop for a wee

The woods were very green and I was wearing my skully-crossbones bandanna

Crappy map which dad couldn't read for toffee

Foggy day

Today I did run around and play hidey-seek with my dad in the fog. He said I was rubbish cos sitting down on the grass didn't count.

I did get damp fur and feets so I had to be puffed dry with an angry blower

Pooh's Ashdown Forest

I did go for a little Easter Monday walk with my Mum and Dad on sumfink called the Pooh trail...

it wasn't as smelly as I was expecting - and there wasn't much poop

I did sit and glance for a while - wunderin where all the sheeps is

This was a long and windey hill that had my mum standing in it

This is not Pooh bridge - but I did have a poo and this is a bridge.

This is Pooh Bridge with some kids on it. Dad did chuck a stick over it and run to the other side...I didn't cos I haven't got any fingers. 

We walked around the East Sussex countryside (11.5 kilometers), Five Hundred Acre Wood, Hartfield and Withyham. We stopped at a pub where mum and dad did eat some ham'n'chips'n'egg with beer....... I had some........water

27K North Kent Coast Hike

This is Wilson, Frank and their dad Tony - they is my walking buddies. There was also a girly dog wiv her boobs out

Wilson, Frank and Me up the Swale.

Wilson did try to drown himself in a weir (what an  eejit) so his dad had to lollop in the freezy water to rescue him.

There was also some dead boats in the river.

View inland from the Swale

Some live boats..........................and a dead one

Me posing on the grass

It was very flat so I did run up and down the dykey fing to make it more interesting.

Me looking North with the bush that dad did a wee in

There was lots of water

This is a walky profile thing that is quite boring

This is the route and we did jump on a train from Faversham back to Sittingbourne

after having a pint in a pub called the heferlump or ellyfant or something like that, where we did drink some lovely water by a fire and all the grown-ups had lovely beer.

This section was very windy-cold

Me and Ruby helping people to point at stuff.