Holywell to Cow Gap

We did go and play at the bottom of the Beachy Head place at the sea

Me and Brae both agree.. this hill makes a rubbish slide

Brae finked we should get something slippery on our feet like a fish ............

 I dunno where his head is at sometimes

Dad said that these must be the most idyllic football pitches in the country - just make sure you is not the stupid berk that kicks the ball over the edge. 

There was 'Old Mans Beard' everywhere - so Me n Brae went looking for the old man who's beard it was.

I looked really, really hard, but I couldn't see nuffink that was interesting.

The sun shined on my luverly Mum.

I told Brae to pull mum over - just for a larf.

Brae did climb up this cliff and I wunned up to rescue him.

It was too hot so mum did take her coat off - I woz too hot so I wunned in the sea

Brae did sneek up to see if he could swipe the sarnies - but dad said NO!!

The sea woz nice on our feetsies

I did frighten Brae by tellin him there wuz an angry crab fing in the water - so he woz very carefull where he did put his feet. I did larf cos there wasnt a crab fing at all. Dad said I was childish -wotevver that means 

Brae said he finked he saw 'Spongebob'

Brae stood on this rock

We did scuttle around while mum sitted in the sun

I told Brae to keep a look out for Moby Dick while I did go and pinch dads lunch

I liked this sea-side

There wasn't very many interestin fings to sniff - so I sniffed a pebble that I finked cummed from outer space.

AAARRRGGGGHHH its an alien...........arf...arf

Brae stood back on the rock again......dammmit, I wanted to stand on the rock.

Dad has got very shiney teef

 

The tide cummed in, so we had to go home

  Holywell to Cow Gap

Seaford August 2015

We did pop to the seaside on the turn of the tide

This is a cave that me, Brae and mum had a wee in

This is planet earf

We did play 'follow the leader'

Brae tried pulling a funny face - I telled him he was an idiot and that he should grow up before the wind changed direction

We had to stop wunning about eventually - just so we could lay down

Dad telled a joke which I thought was funny - Brae looked at his feet, which are also funny.

Mud did talk to Brae..I dont know why she bovverd cos I fink he is a bit 'Johnny Foreigner' and don't understand anyfing but his name.

I hadn't stuck my tung out for at least 10 minutes...So I sticked it out at Brae

Brae had never been to the sea so I showed him how to wun in-and-out and how to stalk scary undersea monsters ..............like...........er...................Seaweeds. 

This is me pertending to give birth to Brae 

Oh oh! there is somefing on the beach uvver than us

First I digged a hole to New Zealand....

Then I digged a hole to Australia....

Then I rolled in it

I admired this puddle wiv the sun stuck in it - I fink it has been grabbed by an ocytypuss

I invented a game called 'Wheres Wally' for you - But I is calling it 'wheres that idiot bruvver'

This is Brae bein knackered

This is me bein knackered

Ashdown Forest - Orchid Hunt

A Sunday afternoon stroll through the hilly side of Ashdown Forest - on the hunt for the Spotted Orchid

I eated my dinner up and needed a walk cos I did some smelly farts in the car. (mum gived me sweeds and vegyballs with my Sunday roast)

This is a path that went down a hill ...........................Just saying.

I finked I could see my house from here then I sniffed some grass

The sky looked like it was full of rain - good job I had a warm coat on.

I did meet a naughty doggy who made me jump into a dirty puddle....lots of times

Huzzaar - I finded a common spotted orchid

Jevington - Cuckmere Haven - Seven Sisters - Birling Gap - Eastbourne

May 2015 Walk - 22km circular

This is the Cuckmere Haven where there was sheepsys and a river that looked like a giant wriggly worm.

Does our arse look big in this?

I runded so fast down these steps that I becomed a blurr..

Me and Lasky trying to squeeze past Wilsons bum - Lasky did win cos he is bigger than me.

I rund down the hill - then I rund up the hill - then I rund down the hill - then I deserved a poo.

This walk made me very HAPPY

My dad tied me to a fence so I could stand still long enough to properly look at the Coastguards cottajes - I'm not really looking... pfft pfft.

(Note from Dad: Tylor your spelling/grammar is terrible)

(Note from Tylor: Dad.....I'm a dog you eejit)

Jumping in the back of Seven Sisters number 2

Sticking my tongue out on Seven Sisters number 4

Laying down on a anuvver Seven Sister cos I was bit knackered and one of my ears did blow away

I photo-bombed a light-house...lol.

Then me and my dad photo-bombed the light-house

Frank, Wilson, Tilly, Tolly, Me and Lasky did find a normouse puddle to drink. Wilson showed off by swimming in it. I did larf cos I had already had a wee in it.

When we go out together we have special posse names - in da crib left to right..

'Bumpy-Dyke-Jumper', 'Bitey-Bitey-Bitey', 'Beardy-White-Beard' , 'Babyface-Run-Boy-Run' and Babylon-Black-Boots

This is my new Julius K9 harness - its well comfy. Some eejit lady thought it was my name but did give me a cuddle anyway. I did lick her face and it tasted of pudding.

Me and Lasky shooting the breeze looking out over Eastbourne - we shared a scrummy apple together.

I did fall to sleep on the way home

Iffin you is interested - this is where we did go.

My good friend Tony coloured it in so we didn't get lost.