Its Me

Intrepid mountaineer, rubbish swimmer but sea lover, mud sponge, essence of tumble dryer, babe magnet, friendly camper, nosey neighbour, joker, towel eater, frog hunter, playboy traveller, valiant explorer, conscientious pooper and all round good egg
Showing posts with label JuliusK9. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JuliusK9. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 July 2015

Welsh Wales - Brecon Beacons

Me and My Mum and Dad went to a castle in Wales where I did get dirty every day


I is somewhere in this panorama fing - I did climb to a giddy height then dad telled me to stop playing silly buggers and stand still...pfft..like that was gonna happen. FYI this place is called
Allt yr Esgair

 This is one of the many wartyfalls i got bored lookin at
 
 I was trying to drive my dads NISMO - instead I did leave hair on his seat

 There was a gold doubloon in the water.............or...a............pebble. Either way I is rich
 
 Anuvver wartyfall. I fink it was the 6th one I looked at
 
 This was a big mountain I did climb - you can see Cribyn where my ear is supposed to be
 
 "Steady lad" (thats what my dad says when im gonna do sumfing stoopid)
 
 Here I am doing sumfing stoopid - I did drink this whole river dry...erm...honest
 
 I had a little nappsy on mum and dads bed - must have been all the fresh air
 
 Here I is, layin down on a rock wiv my tung out

 
 Here I is, on top of Allt yr Esgair wiv my tung out

 
 Me and my dad stood next to this wartyfall - it was very loud - dad said I couldnt swim in it cos it is too heavy. I didnt understand what he meant so I had a wee.
 
 I dibbled my feet in this river cos I was hot
 
 There are my special bags - I did carry Ponchos, Water, First aid and an ant.

 I looked really hard into this water, but I coulnt see nuffing.

 I looked really hard at this rock, but I coulnt see nuffing.

 Me and my necklace

I stopped to fink for a little while

 I did try and lick some fresh air

 There was a little fairy hiding in the grass - so I did eat it

 
 I was allowed to sit at the table in the castle - I didnt beg for food cos they already gived me sossages for breakfast.
 
 This is the castle where we did live for a week, I tried the water in the fountain and it was rubbish

 This is anuvver hill I did get bored looking at
 
The couds did come down on 'Cribyn' and 'Pen Y Fan' - some silly eejits did get struck by ligtning yesterday takin a picture wiv a selfie-stick. Dad said It was too coudy to go up to the peek, mum said she was cold and "could we go yet"

 'Cribyn' is on the left and 'Pen Y Fan' is hiding in a cloud

 This a map of some wartyfalls

Here I is at the bottom of Henrhyd Waterfall

Whene we cummed  home I did go to sleep for a 'month of Sundays'

Monday, 1 June 2015

Jevington - Cuckmere Haven - Seven Sisters - Birling Gap - Eastbourne

May 2015 Walk - 22km circular

This is the Cuckmere Haven where there was sheepsys and a river that looked like a giant wriggly worm.

Does our arse look big in this?

I runded so fast down these steps that I becomed a blurr..


Me and Lasky trying to squeeze past Wilsons bum - Lasky did win cos he is bigger than me.


I rund down the hill - then I rund up the hill - then I rund down the hill - then I deserved a poo.


This walk made me very HAPPY

My dad tied me to a fence so I could stand still long enough to properly look at the Coastguards cottajes - I'm not really looking... pfft pfft.
(Note from Dad: Tylor your spelling/grammar is terrible)
(Note from Tylor: Dad.....I'm a dog you eejit)

Jumping in the back of Seven Sisters number 2

Sticking my tongue out on Seven Sisters number 4

Laying down on a anuvver Seven Sister cos I was bit knackered and one of my ears did blow away

I photo-bombed a light-house...lol.

Then me and my dad photo-bombed the light-house

Frank, Wilson, Tilly, Tolly, Me and Lasky did find a normouse puddle to drink. Wilson showed off by swimming in it. I did larf cos I had already had a wee in it.
When we go out together we have special posse names - in da crib left to right..
'Bumpy-Dyke-Jumper', 'Bitey-Bitey-Bitey', 'Beardy-White-Beard' , 'Babyface-Run-Boy-Run' and Babylon-Black-Boots


This is my new Julius K9 harness - its well comfy. Some eejit lady thought it was my name but did give me a cuddle anyway. I did lick her face and it tasted of pudding.


Me and Lasky shooting the breeze looking out over Eastbourne - we shared a scrummy apple together.

I did fall to sleep on the way home

Iffin you is interested - this is where we did go.
My good friend Tony coloured it in so we didn't get lost.