Its Me

Intrepid mountaineer, rubbish swimmer but sea lover, mud sponge, essence of tumble dryer, babe magnet, friendly camper, nosey neighbour, joker, towel eater, frog hunter, playboy traveller, valiant explorer, conscientious pooper and all round good egg

Monday, 12 January 2015

Hastings Jan 10th

Visit to Hastings
Today was dads birthday so we did go to the Hastings
Mum did fall over in the sea and had to take her pants off (note from dad - Massif wave Wiped Julie out just after this picture was taken. All shopping in hands had a good saline wash - Tylor is right we had to make a hasty retreat to the car so she could get her drawers off. Good job the jacket is waterproof.
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I is looking particularly majestic gazing into the sunset.

I did get a new wax jacket so me and dad look like twins in this piccy.

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Waves is funny things - you can run and them chases us.


Thursday, 8 January 2015

Coat from China

It did rain very hard today so I did wear my new coat, harness and Crimble lights (in case I gets lost) - P.S. Dads garage is looking very tidy.

Wee hole needs adjusting cos my willy isnt long enough - sorry ladies

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Samoyed Coat

I is extremely disappointed that my dad did buy me this coat fing from China.
How is I supposed to wee. pffft
I will bite it off when dad is not looking...
(Note from Dad...Brilliant - promise to stop laughing soon)


Monday, 1 December 2014

Newhaven under the cliffs

Today I did went to the sea and here is some photygraphs of me larking about

Giant puddles everywhere

I like splashing

I was havin to check the depths of some of the watery bits cos they was deeper than a hole

This limpet thing was heading for a crash wiv a winkle - I didn't hang about cos I got bored waitin.

Newhaven Lighthouse is not very light

Yellow cliffs with a secret cave that i did sneak a looksy in

'Barnacle Bills' hurts my feeties

I did like this pool so i did jump in it

Crabs everywhere but them buggers is all under water

I did teach this ball a lesson for turnin up on our shores

top view of my head

Shame I cant drink this cos it makes me poo and sick

Yoiks.. I did bonk into dad

Monday, 17 November 2014

A day out in Eastbourne

I was finking that I do really like the seaside when I woke up.
Then like magic Mum and Dad whisked me off to one of my uvver favorite wet places

Dramatic skies over Eastbourne - Just before it did rain and I did get wetter than a cloud thingy 

Some lonely Iron Pyrites swimmin in some water

Some lonely seaweeds swimmin in some water

A hut where I did snooze until it stopped raining

Its me - rock pooin again

Somebody said - 'wheres Wally' - Idiots, its me Tylor

I is thinkin bout growing a longer tongue

I is hiding in the pebbles

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Post-it game


Today I went to work with my dad and we did play a game where I have to guess who I is.........What a rubbish game - I don't even know who Judge Dredd is..!

Monday, 20 October 2014

Seven Sisters

Seaside - I luv the seaside.
Today I did all my favorite fings.
1. Got up at 6:30, went to the park and had a poo
2. Had a blow dry and brush
3. Had raw meat for breakfast
4. Went upstairs and had a lay-in/wrestle with mum and dad
5. Had full Sunday dinner, Roast Beef, tatoes, yorkshire puffings, spinnidge and peas
6. Stuck my head out the car window when it was going fast...brilliant
7. Walked in a country park.
8. Found the seaside.
9. Did sum rockpoolin
10. Slept in the car
11. Had roastid lambsy's for dinner
12. Early evening nap
13. Ate anuvver one of mums bra's
14. Went to bed
But I luv the sea

Where are all the crabbies

You can count all Seven Sisters when the tide is this far out

dibbling my toes

Quick pose for the camera before I run around like an eejit